Unfinished
This post is inspired by the excellent track entitled Lamb’s Garbage (Unfinished), from the classic album and one of my favourites, Mr Oizo’s Lambs Anger. The concept of the song, as its title suggests, is to regroup bits of songs that were never completed to be full tracks.
Since I’ve been sitting on a few short drafts for a while now, and since I can’t seem to convert those drafts into full blog posts, I thought I’d borrow the idea and compile parts of these unfinished posts into an inaugural “unfinished” post, a format that may or may not return. In the meantime, this is a format I can only encourage you to try on your own blog, as I found it quite liberating to get rid of these old files.
Things I don’t care about
A few years ago on Twitter (which in itself feels like ages ago), Canadian DJ/musician/podcaster/truly-funny-guy Tiga wrote something along the lines of “here’s a list of things I don’t care about.” While I can’t remember exactly what was written in it — I think cologne was among the things listed — it made me laugh and I found it somehow interesting. Since I’m still thinking about it today, I thought I would do the same.
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The Oscars: Safe to ignore as far as I’m concerned.
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K-Pop: Is J-Pop still a thing or not?
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Cryptocurrency: This one gets easier and easier to ignore.
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The Super Bowl
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TikTok: Believe it or not, I have a TikTok account. It dates back to the days of Musical.ly, and now I can’t log in or delete the account.
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Taylor Swift: It’s great that she’s successful and important and all, and I’m sure she’s great, and maybe if I would just take a few moments to listen to her music I might even like a few songs (I’m indeed a pop enthusiast after all), but I don’t really care. Is that bad? Also, I’ve witnessed an obvious behaviour from media companies recently, surfing on the Swift mania to get some extra pair of eyes. Great read from Martha Gill on the fact that this attention given to Taylor Swift is taken away from other artists.
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The Paris Olympics: So much money that could have been spent on something more useful or important for the city, the region, the country, or the world instead.
Getting off of sleeping mode like an old Windows PC
Getting out of bed may seem quick and almost instant, but for the next half hour, everything in my brain will be very slow. This reminds me of the Windows PCs from the early 2000s, where “coming out of sleep mode” somehow took longer than booting up, with the hard drive spinning for ages for unknown reasons. Or maybe I had a shitty PC?
Not clickbait, but “blogbait”
I’m guilty of this. Writing things everybody knows, on which everybody already agrees. Or doesn’t agree. Blog post in which I am not saying anything new or really personal.
But writing these ideas down, as well as reading them from other people, helps understanding them better, and makes them more like a thing. Posts like “Why you should start a blog” or “I love RSS” come to mind.
I tend to read all of these posts, and I enjoy them. I write a few of them myself. However, it feels like “blogbait” has indeed become a thing, whether it is done consciously or not.
Hard to define words
I am a word guy. It may not look like it on this blog because I write in English and not in my native French, but I can be very annoying with people around me when I keep asking questions like “What does this word mean exactly?”
This is not about rare or complicated words, no, it’s about words we use every day, without really being able to explain what they truly mean. Here are a few examples below:
- Spices: is salt a spice? is coffee, or cocoa? is garlic a spice? or mustard? This is not easy. My own explanation is that for something to be called a spice, it needs to be cooked and prepared with the dish before it gets served. If it’s added on the plate, once served, then it is not “spice” but it can be a sauce or a condiment. Mustard can be a condiment or a spice, for instance. I don’t know what I’m talking about, really. I could look at a dictionary but where’s the fun in that?
- Salad: what constitutes a salad? This is a wonderful conversation starter (not everyone agrees on that one), and I love bringing it up as soon as I can. Case in point. My answer is sadly quite simple, as my ultimate definition goes like this: “something savoury and cold, that can be eaten with salad dressing.”
- Social media: we talk about it all the time, and this one is easy to define, but it’s also hard to not label anything “social media” these days: are comments on a blog “social media”? Is YouTube a social media, GitHub or WhatsApp? Is Tinder a social media? How can we know for sure? This intrigues me.
- Content: this word is paradoxically sad. It’s sad that the people creating all of this “content” — creative people — are the one that can’t come up with something better. It’s not really a hard-to-define word, but its definition is so broad that it can encompass basically everything, and ends up meaning nothing. Most of the “content” is basically “feed food” (coining that term). The best definition of content I’ve seen comes from an interview of Khoi Vinh, given to Own Your Content:
Not that the work I do is all that important or memorable, but I prefer to think of it as “writing” rather than as “content.” And for me, that’s an important distinction. Content and writing are not the same thing, at least the way that we’ve come to define them in contemporary society. Content is inherently transactional; its goal is to drive towards some kind of conversion, some kind of exchange of value.
Please let me know if you have any more words like this. Words that we all use but never really try to define precisely, and when we do, it becomes a confusing fog of thoughts.
Final design
I’ve recently noticed that I may have finally stopped working on the design of this site. I know that wasn’t the case a few months ago, when I was always trying to add or remove something, either trying to shave a few bytes of the size of the whole website, fine-tuning the aesthetics (should the bottom borders be 2 pixels or 3 pixels wide?), or editing the code to make it pass the W3C validation.
How do you know when a design is complete, if it ever is? Just this week, I made slight adjustments to the spacing between blocks: does it count as a modification? Or is it acceptable to consider a web design “alive” and therefore subject to occasional slight changes?